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| Played: | 1 |
| Won: | 0 |
| Drawn: | 0 |
| Lost: | 1 |
| Points for: | 17 |
| Points against: | 34 |
Adam Clarke
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Andy "The Pasty" Lewis
Pasty has proved to be an "big" asset for the 3rd XV.
One of the most mobile men on the pitch over 18 stone, he has gained a reputation for his adroit kicking skills and bursts of power and pace.
It was Pasty who invented the "Greg Ball" and we are all now waiting for him to perfect it, I am sure it will be great in another couple of years.
Pasty currently holds the records for
a) Drinking a yard of Pedigree in 57.2 seconds
b) Ruining the most expensive handbag by yakking in it (after the pedigree).
We actually named the savoury after him.
- Ivor Elcock Gregs Bakery Manager
We're thinking of making a dual purpose handbag now.
- Versace - Rome
What a great bloke, always welcome.
- Eric Sayles - Landlord Horse and Jockey
What about a move for me?
- Dean Young
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Peter Sullivan
Pete has played for the thirds for a number of years now (4) and although he's the oldest player in the team he is often exposed to extreme danger. He was welcomed back to rugby by Side Step Savage who offered him a nice comfy spot in the front row which lasted for almost 5 minutes.
Pete has an outrageous sense of humour and it gets him into almost as much trouble as it gets him out of it.
Known as the utility player he plays anywhere and is looking to collect the full set this year with fly half and scrum half. Knowing Ben that's just a matter of time.....
I love Sully, he's a top bloke!
Liz Windsor
He started me of with a £5 and never asked for it back.
Mohammed Al Fayed
He can drink more than me and not act like a Salmon - unbelievable!!
Andy Lewis
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Steve "Side Step" Savage
Side Step is one of the old hands in the third team and his patented swerve has proved to be an inspiration to many junior members of the team.
Perfected against old rivals Burton on the King Eddies playing fields in a patch of wet mud, some would say almost accidentally it is now recognised across the whole of the club.
Particularly adept at side stepping his round at the bar now, Steve has taken his trademark move to a whole new level.
"Wish I could do that"
Martin Johnson - England
"look at that, look at that - and they call him the streak"
Ray Stevens - American Folk Singer
"You gotta love JFK, he's got what it takes"
Michael Fabricant - MP
"Steve who?"
Ben Norris - Rugby Impresario
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